No girls allowed!! (okay, you can come too)

10:20 AM / Posted by Sid /

The following conversation is real. Names were changed to protect the innocent. Namely me. It is also an example of why we didn't invite women to join this discussion. Enjoy!!



Anonymous Female:
why u trying to act busy?
GRD:
i don't know
Anonymous Female:
u hit & quit didn't u
GRD:
hit & quit what?
Anonymous Female:
me fool
GRD:
nah. it's the PLAYOFFS!!
Anonymous Female:
I don't care if it's the play offs that's not a excuse
Anonymous Female:
don't worry about we live and learn.
GRD:
from this conversation it really seems as if you just like drama.
GRD:
we were getting along just fine. do you want me to argue with you or something?
GRD:
too bad, i'm not going to
GRD:
IT'S THE PLAYOFFS!!!!
GRD:
you will NOT upset me
Anonymous Female:
how do u see drama and I'm not arguing . I have a man now so it son't matter now
GRD:
you got a man since we had sex last week? wow, i'm not even upset. that's impressive. the same way baxter ate a whole wheel of cheese out of the refrigerator.
GRD:
GO SPURS!!
GRD:
i hope he hits it like a Tim Duncan 3 pointer in double overtime!!
GRD:
congratulations on getting a man though. i hope you are happy.
GRD:
i hope the two of you are happy like Tony and Eva!
GRD:
GO SPURS!!
Anonymous Female:
Yes.GO SPURS!!!
GRD:
thank you!
Anonymous Female:
see u took everthing out of context.
GRD:
how?
GRD:
you said you had a man
Anonymous Female:
U asked me earlier was my phone broken and I said no. what about yours
Anonymous Female:
no I don't have a man i was joking
GRD:
i said yes my phone was broken
Anonymous Female:
is it really or u just saying that
GRD:
i'm just saying that
Anonymous Female:
I do have morals
GRD:
ok. i didn't say otherwise
Anonymous Female:
ok
GRD:
so are you mad or something?
GRD:
even if you don't talk to me, can you still root for the SPURS?
Anonymous Female:
not at all. why would I be mad. I just said ok.
Anonymous Female:
that's childish stuff.
GRD:
well...
Anonymous Female:
I don't even look at basketball
Anonymous Female:
so no
GRD:
WHAT?!
GRD:
girl you better root for the SPURS!
Anonymous Female:
see the thing is u look for me to be mad I'm waaaaaay above that I don't let your @** bother me
GRD:
the same way it doesn't bother me that Shaq should have fouled out half way through the first overtime
GRD:
i'm still a winner!!
Anonymous Female:
Whatever!!! why are u referring everythig to basketball you are loc.
GRD:
IT'S THE PLAYOFFS!!!!
GRD:
there are no games tonight, so i'll call you
GRD:
you can count on it like an Horry shot in the 4th quarter
Anonymous Female:
I don't know why u play games because u don't really want to be my man. u keep on watching basketball.
GRD:
(bb)
Anonymous Female:
what?
GRD:
you wanna come over after work? have dinner & discuss the 2-3 zone?
Anonymous Female:
no thank u
GRD:
is it really effective in the pros?
GRD:
why not?
Anonymous Female:
no thank . I don't play games
GRD:
we can watch America's Next Top Model too
GRD:
i know that's what you want
Anonymous Female:
It comes on Wednesday
Anonymous Female:
nah I'll pass
GRD:
so you don't want to have dinner.
GRD:
but PJ Carlesimo coaches in Seattle now
GRD:
i think
Anonymous Female:
I have some other obligations
GRD:
oh i forgot. you gotta go be with your man
Anonymous Female:
no
GRD:
sure and Finley doesn't look like Billy Ocean
Anonymous Female:
I'm telling the truth I have no reason to lie to u
GRD:
you just lied.
Anonymous Female:
no
GRD:
you told me you had a man and then you called me and said you didn't
GRD:
that's a lie as bad as Tony Parker's rap album
GRD:
don't get quiet now.
GRD:
you are lucky you’re pretty and have that body. if you had to think to get on the court, you’d get as much playing time as jaque vaughn

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